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Fairlie Theta

  • astrology

    An astrological birth chart reading can benefit a client in a number of ways. It can help them to: Understand themselves better. By understanding their birth chart, clients can learn more about their personality, strengths,…

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  • Tarot

    A tarot reading can be beneficial when you are seeking guidance or insight into their life. Tarot cards can help you to see things from a different perspective, to understand your own motivations and desires,…

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  • Tarot Readings vs Astrology

    feeling confused? Tarot readings and astrology readings are both forms of divination that can be used to gain insight into your life. However, they have different strengths and weaknesses, and they are best suited for…

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hi! i'm fairlie

I'm a professional astrologer, tarot reader, and a lifelong student of esoterica. I've practiced for over 20 years to help give others a deep understanding of the human psyche and their place in the cosmos. I am a passionate advocate for personal growth and transformation and believe that everyone has the power to create their own destiny.

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April 20, 2023April 20, 2023

astrology

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October 15, 2022April 20, 2023Miami

Tarot

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October 12, 2022April 21, 2023Miami

Tarot Readings vs Astrology

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October 9, 2022April 21, 2023

What's the difference between natal astrology, progressions, and transits?

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October 7, 2022October 7, 2022

Among the Flowers

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October 4, 2022October 4, 2022

The Most Refreshing Lemonade

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my life in pics

fairlietheta

Refreshing my altar for Taurus Season with a littl Refreshing my altar for Taurus Season with a little help from @goddessprovisions May Prosperity Box! 

You can get all the ingredients for this spell (as well as this beautiful offering bowl!) if you subscribe by May 17th. And if you follow my 🔗 you'll get $5 off with my code SAVE5FT 💸

Also shout out to Mercury for saving my captions out of time and deleting my draft so I couldn't edit it 🥲 Nothing like those retrograde technology shenanigans...
Reflections on an Anniversary of Motherhood 🌸 Reflections on an Anniversary of Motherhood 🌸

When you look at the past, it's through rose-coloured glasses. I hope she inherits them. 

You can't control the seasons. Flowers bloom, children grow, the sun rises again. The only thing you can control is how you react in the moment. 

Stains happen. It's not worth ruining the moment to prevent them. That's what the washer is for. 

You may not remember being their age, but you remember how big they feel. And sometimes they make your feelings big again, too. 

One day you'll finish a task. Everything will be done, I'll have time to yourself, the clothes will stay organized, and I'll wonder when she's visiting again or whether she'll call this week. 

This is your present, but every day you help to shape someone's past. These are the stories she'll use to explain why she is how she is, long after I'm gone. 

The human body is an actual miracle. Its strength and resilience is awe inspiring, and it deserves respect. 

We are all forces of nature. Life is one sublime act after another. If I teach her one thing, let it be wonder.

Happy birthday, my sweet little Rhyebird. Mama loves you more than she ever knew was possible. I hope you know that. 🤍
If you asked me as a child what my favourite holid If you asked me as a child what my favourite holiday was I'd have told you it was Easter. 

It wasn't about the basket of candy or the hidden plastic eggs. 

I love the fresh budding greens, the revival of colour, the burst of creative energy, the renewed sunlight...

The world felt as new as the dress I wore to church. 

My friends never got it. There were no presents or parties. 

But the world brought you flowers. 

Here's to new beginnings and fresh buds and earthly fertility and restored life. 

Here's to what comes next. 🌸
Let's read moon dice 🌕✨ The Full Moon is ju Let's read moon dice 🌕✨
 
The Full Moon is just behind us but we're still feeling the vibes. It's time to get reflective and see what we can release to make room for our next phase. 

Air elements (like Libra) speak to ideas and concepts and how we communicate them. During dominant air periods we live firmly in our minds as opposed to our hearts or bodies. 

Two is a number of harmony, balance, the self in line with other, inside in line with out. 

How can we make space for the life we live internally in the external world? Where can we reflect our light to bring our ideas to life? Can we communicate more harmoniously to bring our minds and hearts together? 

I've always been a divination purist but love this little dice set from @goddessprovisions April box! It's a fun, easy twist on reading the energies. You can get your own for $5 off using my code SAVE5FT through the link in my bio! The Age of Aquarius Box is available through the 17th
When returning from the underworld journey it's ea When returning from the underworld journey it's easy to feel like the world above is not the same. Everything feels sharp and abrasive, exhausting, overbright. Your soul feels raw, your skin too new. 

It's disorienting. Like Alice down the Rabbit Hole, you can't be sure which way is up or what direction you're traveling. 

Or which way is home. 

But when the chaos stills, when the noise quiets, understanding dawns....

The world hasn't changed, you have. You've evolved. And you're ready to claim what's yours. 

These arms have reached out to you eternally--you now have freedom to receive their embraces. These voices have always called out--you now have your own to answer. 

This is who you've always been. You simply had to shed some skins to make space for yourself.
we've all gotten it. the DM. It's from a new ac we've all gotten it.

the DM. 

It's from a new account with a badly spelled username but they felt your energy and have a message for you 🌌

this is a VIOLATION OF YOUR CONSENT.

Your energy is an intimate part of you and should only be touched with consent by an ethical spiritual professional. 

report cold readings as spam and block the fake accounts that send them. 

you deserve better 🤍
A reminder that I will NEVER DM YOU for readings. A reminder that I will NEVER DM YOU for readings. Anyone doing so using a variation of my name is scamming you. 

Using this ridiculous Halloween Canva template to get a new square on the grid because yet another instascammer has stolen my images, my name, videos of my daughter, my home, my pets, my life to scam a few dollars out of people. 

It's fucking gross. This is why we can't have nice things. 

I will never DM you. I will never cold message you. I will never cold read you. I have very few accounts. This is my personal account, @fairlietheta It's my name, no underscores no periods, spelled correctly. I also have a backup account @thatastrologer and my work account (ironically created to deter scammers on this one) @life.magically 

Anyone else using my image, please block and report AS SPAM. It's all the machine cares about. 🙃
Fancy seeing me here, huh? With the scammer situat Fancy seeing me here, huh? With the scammer situation out of control on this platform, I really hesitated to come back and post any work at all, especially on this account where I've posted photos of my family and recorded really tender moments in my life. But when the stars call, they don't take no for an answer...

Enter @life.magically 

All the astrology, tarot, occult theory, magic, witchcraft, and mid century glamour you've come to expect from my work, with an extra personal touch. ✨ I'll be offering sign-by-sign horoscopes each season as well as new and full moon forecasts, planetary placements, and plenty of other personalized content to help you understand yourself as a miraculous microcosm. 

What kind of content is your favourite? Are you all about the astrology, or are you more about the spellcraft inspiration? Deck reviews? I'm personally here for the mythology...
I used to kind of hate the holidays. Thanksgivin I used to kind of hate the holidays. 

Thanksgiving was the first stop on a cold, dark path into winter. 

But when we left New York, the holidays became about something else. They felt lighter. Less obligatory, more reverent. 

As the days grow shorter and colder, as sunshine becomes more scarce and the garden dies back, it's easy to see the season in a very different light. 

If you need a break from the family festivities or a different perspective today, you can read more about how my attitude has changed by visiting LifeMagically.Substack.com or clicking the link in my bio
On Friday morning I awoke feeling more cheerful th On Friday morning I awoke feeling more cheerful than I had in weeks. The Dying Season had arrived, but I felt life stirring within me. After a long dormant season, I felt myself beginning the long uphill climb out of the underworld.

I opened my back door to leave an offering of peanuts for our favourite chipmunk, but as I placed them neatly beside his hideout a flash of brilliant red caught my eye.

There, next to my door, was a dead cardinal.

He was beautiful. A perfect miracle of nature, sleek and soft and scarlet, lifeless in the stone of my walkway.

My heart sank.

This land has taught me many things in the short time we've been here, much of which I resisted in the past. I've learned more by watching the seasons change than I have from any human teacher. And as we move into our second year here, I seek a balance between the roles of steward and student.

I am part of a complex ecosystem, and yet my presence here is a challenge.

And it struck me just how divorced we are from the concept of death, even on the holiday once meant to honor it.

Read my thoughts on Halloween by subscribing to Life, Magically on Substack or follow the link in my stories 🎃
I told our little Boogie Bird that the whole being I told our little Boogie Bird that the whole being born thing she did a few months ago happened to her Daddy-o a few years ago today. Maybe she needs some birthdays under her belt to really understand. 

Happy birthday to the man with the coolest musical taste, who knows just which shirt goes with every jacket, and caught our Boogie with his own hands. Here's to so many more years of fun 🥂
I never wanted these moments. The unglamorous in-b I never wanted these moments. The unglamorous in-between, the ordinary. 

I certainly never wanted to share them. 

But lately it's all there is. 

When I was a child I was bitten by a cat. She mauled me while I struggled to get her away from the snapping jaws of a prey-crazed dog. My entire arm swelled for weeks but I refused to go to the hospital for fear they'd quarantine my cat, or worse. 

Whenever someone touched my hand I felt the fluid rush between my fingers, a strange dull ache that left my heart as full as my weeping wounds. Ever since then I've felt this phantom fluid with each poignant moment, like a photographic fix for would-be memories. 

The loss of a pet. My first kiss. A tearful argument. A phone call at dawn. All these ordinary moments that make a life, marked by the memory of a pulse between my fingers. 

But now that life is counted in wake windows and contact naps, spent moving from room to the next with nothing much accomplished but another hour of tear-free babble I often catch myself with that odd, dull ache. 

Oh, I have that feeling in my fingers...

That feeling of open wounds and unhealed moments.

And I look back at all the moments in my life that felt like this. 

And I realize that this is the only one that has ever mattered. 

Because it's no longer my story. It's no longer a small, selfish timeline. It continues beyond. 

These are the moments which will live past me. 

These are the moments that begin a new story. 

These are extraordinary.
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